Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Religion

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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