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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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