- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Jeff

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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