- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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