Lucas talks to mom she says hi

This is my favorite antijoke.

How do five gay guys walk? 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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

A seal walks into a club.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

DEATH.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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