- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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