- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

good one jess !!

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