roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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A man walks into a bar

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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