Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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What comes after 69? 70

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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hey John will you make some copies

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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