- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian man fails a math test

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

roses are red, violets are violet.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

A man did not like this site

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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