What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

The Big Band Theory

The Pittsburgh Pirates

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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