- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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