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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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