Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

A sober Irish individual.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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