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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

I'm rick james bitch

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Adele walks into the stables

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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