a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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