why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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squash squash who squash my ass

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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watch me nae nae

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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