- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a woman votes!

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

I regret everything.....

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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