- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Tough crowd tonight...

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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