What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

thumb_up thumb_down +2

ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Hi

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

thumb_up thumb_down +2

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

thumb_up thumb_down +2

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

thumb_up thumb_down

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

thumb_up thumb_down

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops