Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Where's the dick??? east

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Why is the ground wet It rained

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Your mother is average.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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