How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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Anti Joke

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