- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

I like colin but not as much as apple

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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