Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

Bacon is delcious.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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