- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

whats yellow? lots of things.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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