You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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