New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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