- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

woman..parallel parking

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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