Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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A blonde woman with her son are in walmart , as they approach the food and beverage section , they see a mexican man looking at the eggs. The man asks for help from the blonde woman about egg quality. She says ABD Eggs are the best so the mexican guy chooses that. Upon leaving the little boy points to the mexicans guys hat and shouts "ALIENS !" the mother gets really embarassed and shouts at her son for his behaviour and says it is not right. The mum gets relieved that she say that the mexican guy could not hear since he was listening to music. Upon the way out the mum spots a purplish liquid dripping out of the mexican guys hair. She asks him and he replies "Its the hair gel". The blonde and son nods and continues on their lives. - AK

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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