- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

A child walks into a classroom.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

darude- sandstorm

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Refrigerator

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

Wanker

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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