- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

2 Penises

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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