- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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