what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

What did death say to life? Go die

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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