Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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