- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

joke under this line wins _________________________

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

ur gay

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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