- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

The NBA and womens sports

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Xzibit

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

I have a gay camel

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

YO FACE

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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