- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Womens' sports

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

Where's my tractor?

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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