Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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