a seal walks into a club.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Your Mom!!!

Diarrhea

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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