Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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Potassium? K.

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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your mom

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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Do you love me? No.

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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Loner.

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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