- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

What do you call a black man? Black

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Nice belt.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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