- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

2 + 2 = 4

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Mormons having fun.

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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