What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

My friend harris is fat.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

women sports....

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

Xzibit

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What's a joke? Funny

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

The NBA and womens sports

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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