- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

have you ever had african food? neither have they

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Safe sex MR

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Women's rights

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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