- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

The Game.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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