what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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A child walks into a classroom.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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