- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Women's Rights Movement

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

banana

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

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