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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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