A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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