What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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Penis.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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