- Anti Joke

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

whats white and pointless? chalk.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.